Visiting Europe is always an enlightening experience. Besides being overwhelmed by the medieval castles, and the stories of revolution, pillaging, and conquest, where inevitably somebody gets beheaded, I must say I was quite impressed by the bathroom in our hotel room.
Basically designed to serve two people, the bathroom contained all essential services, including a walk-in shower stall, double sink counter top, tub and toilet. Beside the toilet was a bidet. A relatively common feature in European bathrooms, the bidet offers the toilet user a post cleansing spray of warm water, instead of having to use toilet paper. For whatever reason, the bidet has never really caught on in Canada, which is unfortunate, since the use of toilet paper seems so barbaric, and wasteful, compared to the more effective, and pleasurable experience of cleansing that area with a fountain of warm water.
So, if a bathroom renovation, or new home build are in the plans, save a little room for the more culturally enlightening bidet. Will the bidet replace the need to have a roll of toilet paper fastened to the wall? Theoretically, you could eliminate this forever shrinking roll as a bathroom appendage. However, the peasants and commoners who frequent your home may not understand the mechanics of the bidet without the aid of a user friendly diagram on the wall, or they may be bashfully intimidated by it. As a result, and until those persons evolve past their regular, trailer park manner, you will most likely require having the optional soft grade paper on a roll.
Next, and excellent bathroom feature no.2, the closet toilet, or essentially, an enclosed toilet. Basically, instead of the toilet (and accompanying bidet) being out in the open, this quaint area would be sealed off from the balance of the bathroom by means of a few walls and a door, hence the toilet in a closet effect. Now, toilets behind closed doors are nothing new, with every sports complex or school offering some form of toilet segregation. However, when you can see the feet of the person beside you, and the sounds or conversation are unhindered, where even the space under the separating wall will allow you to pass a supply of paper to this toilet neighbor, should he or she have run out, then this moment falls somewhat short of a private experience.
Regardless of the fact the bathroom areas in a home are rarely shared, sometimes someone has to get in while the other is stuck on the throne. For that reason, and for those times when two people are preparing themselves for a night out on the town, the closet toilet is a nice, and relatively easy modification to any bathroom space.
Best case scenario would have the closet toilet containing such amenities as an independent exhaust fan, and classical music settings. While the reason for an exhaust fan is obvious, your classical music settings should include renditions of Bach, for times of personal reflection and contemplation, and a few of the more powerful classics, including Beethovan’s 5th symphony, to effectively drown out the disturbing effects of somebody carelessly choosing the extra spicy hot sauce at Tuesday’s wing night.
Last but not least, keep the shower separate from the tub. Showering in a tub may save space, but the sliding doors, or curtains, can be an unattractive, pain in the butt to clean. Plus, we tend to shower a lot more than we bathe, making the ritual of stepping in and out of a tub an obstacle us 50+ people should be avoiding. So, for ease and simplicity, consider the walk-in shower stall. If stall space permits, add a second shower head, because that can be fun also.
And the tub? Leave it on its own, and make sure it’s of the deep, soaker variety. Showers are easy, but nothing soothes achy bones like being submerged in a hot bath.